Hillary and Trump are both in some town. Hillary gets hungry and walks into a bakery. She has no capital on her and the owner isn't around, so she steals three loaves. Then she goes and brags to Trump about getting food with no money. Trump says "I can top that."

After the baker comes back, Trump swaggers in and declares he's a magician. The baker asks for him to perform a trick. so he takes one loaf and eats it. then another and another. After he's eaten all three, he declares he has made them disappear. The stupid baker of course asks "Where did they go?"

Trump points to Hillary and reveals her stolen loaves, "Right here!"

Funny little anaolgy/joke my godfather told me. Happy Election day.

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I think the subject says it all. 

Und ein guter Abend vor Allerheiligen!

These are games I'm currently still completing on NG. I recommend all of them for first-timers:

Phoenotopia, Juggernaut II, Lab of the Dead, all Battle Fantasies, Dungeon Up, Level Up!, Antumbra, Culmination, Red Moon, Perdition, Bunny Invasion: Easter, Sacred Quest, Crayon Poke

Wow, is that everything?

I was thinking about how shitty life as a student was, with no steady income and heavy workload, when suddenly I read the paper and I just seem so insignificant compared to the shit going on overseas and around the country. Since I like to focus in IR, let's talk about the waves of immigrants going to Europe right now. Like the NYTimes, I like background before talking about the current issue. So here's how the shit all went down:

During the Era of Imperialism, Europe went and fucked up just about every nation in Africa and the Middle East (Except Ethiopia, but that was later taken care of by Mussolini). The current crises between the Igbos, Yorubans and Hausa Fulani in Nigeria, Assad the Alawhesi in Syria, Libya, ISIS and Al-Qaeda ... It all stems from those expolits from the imperialist empires. US plays a role later disturbing shit by invading Iraq for "preventive" reasons. I'm not saying anyone needs to suddenly say "let's let these people in", but know that the Western nations were the ones all responsible for the bullshit going on now that's evicting these people. 

Grr, whew. 

We use science to find out ways to preserve this world we are killing. Then we find out there are other worlds out there, and then we plan to possibly move there in case this planet becomes inhospitable due to our exploitations. Is this really the way we have to live? >SIGH< Just to jump from world to world like parasites, finding a new host and discarding the old like a husk. Is that why people really want to pour investment into space maybe?

Today's political arena is kind of shitty because the gray area makes it so annoying. But that's good. Diversity is good. Now what about debates? In the US, it seems we put a lot of emphasis on character nowadays rather than issues, so that'd be an ad hominem fallacy. Is a person's character important? How are debates in other countries?

Anyone? Anyone know what it is? Apparently, it's the root to all faith.

What would yours entail?