Hillary and Trump are both in some town. Hillary gets hungry and walks into a bakery. She has no capital on her and the owner isn't around, so she steals three loaves. Then she goes and brags to Trump about getting food with no money. Trump says "I can top that."

After the baker comes back, Trump swaggers in and declares he's a magician. The baker asks for him to perform a trick. so he takes one loaf and eats it. then another and another. After he's eaten all three, he declares he has made them disappear. The stupid baker of course asks "Where did they go?"

Trump points to Hillary and reveals her stolen loaves, "Right here!"

Funny little anaolgy/joke my godfather told me. Happy Election day.