Total Medals Earned: 21,713 (From 3,973 different games.) Total Medal Score: 367,955 Points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (65/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete the first five levels
Complete the first 10 levels
Complete the first fifteen levels
Work with nothing
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
You tried, here's a sticker.
Gain more max health than any other stat, win the game.
Gain more attack than any other stat, win the game.
Gain more luck than any other stat, win the game.
Win the game with equal attack and luck. Both must be higher than max health - 20.
Medals Earned: 14/14 (140/140 points)
Better safe than sorry
Great work!
Get a paying job you bum
I need some money
Get your hands on a "legit" copy of Flash8
You completed the game, yay
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 21/30 (230/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/440 points)
y u no ply betr
jus getin strated
not bed
getin ther
U gots much point
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/12 (75/500 points)
Have your head decapitated.
Get eaten by Krathulah.
Use a code/pass phrase without learning it in-game.
Leave your zombie with a sex offender.
Find theSurgeon.
Summon the dead back to life.
Get clarification.
Feed the worm a zombie.
Inject yourself with roids.
Obtain a better view of the area.
Don't suffer a single death.
Complete the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Complete the first challenge
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Complete the game