Total Medals Earned: 21,713 (From 3,973 different games.) Total Medal Score: 367,955 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medal for completing the game
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/130 points)
Take a risk and start a new game!
You are ABOVE AVERAGE at this game!
It's tough as HELL to score above 500!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/245 points)
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive through the third level.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (205/205 points)
Don't say you weren't warned!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You managed to escape
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Seen the yellow magician
Seen the orange magician
Escaped the club dungeon
Escaped the diamond dungeon
Escaped the heart dungeon
Seen the purple magician
Escaped the spade dungeon
Collected all the playing cards
Escaped all dungeons and got the Magician to freedom
Medals Earned: 4/6 (185/285 points)
Finish the first chapter
Finish chapter 2
Finish the third chapter
Finish the game
(In chapter 4) Talk to the old man one more time, before you leave forever.
Find all evil things near the Wizard
Medals Earned: 19/19 (355/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!