Total Medals Earned: 21,708 (From 3,973 different games.) Total Medal Score: 367,910 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (85/85 points)
Find another country.
Are you not hungry ?
Save your master.
Find the revenge ending.
Find new friends.
Find a new Family.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/460 points)
Learning the ropes
Fast hands equal fast results
You've got yours and I've got mines
Defeat All guards of every floor
Pass one of the floor guards with ease
Who really has the bigger stick here?
Defeat the strongest fighter the Temple has to offer
Defeat one of your greatest challenges ever!
Prove that you really are the Dragon
Medals Earned: 11/11 (385/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
I think you went a little overboard...
You've molded your own ground!!!
Congrats, you've saved a planet in no apparent danger.
How did those keys get there in the first place?
Finally, returning to the land of metal and industry.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/380 points)
Destroy one bottle
Destroy 10 bottles in the same round
Total 20 cans destroyed
Balance 3 bottles for at least 2 seconds
Total 25 bells destroyed
Total 100 bottles destroyed
Score 20,000 points
Score 40,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/23 (15/495 points)
Defeat the Slime.
Reach level 11.
Reach level 6.
Obtain all arcane armors.
Obtain the Longsword.
Reach level 26.
Collect all items.
Obtain the Dragonslayer.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 31.
Obtain the Recurve Bow.
Obtain the Mace.
Reach level 16.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (20/75 points)
Complete Level 1
Find a key to unlock all the wooden doors
Keep your head above the deathly swamp mud
Strawberry Jam all round!
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 4
Succesfully navigate the lifts
Avoid the spikes between alternating conveyor belts
Earned when dodged a rolling barrel
Avoid the randomly wandering flames
Complete level 3 in a jeep
Medals Earned: 6/10 (135/305 points)
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (100/350 points)
Drive 50 laps
Click 333 times
Ride longer than 20 seconds
Drive 100 laps
Ride longer than 24 seconds
Ride longer than 20 seconds 3 times in row
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.