Total Medals Earned: 22,054 (From 4,026 different games.) Total Medal Score: 371,285 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 5/8 (160/360 points)
Earn 10 Points
Earn 25 Points
Earn 50 Points
Earn 100 Points
Earn 150 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/300 points)
Finish the first mission!
Finish the second mission!
Finish the third mission!
Finish the fourth mission!
Finish the fifth mission!
Finish the sixth mission!
Finish the seventh mission!
Finish the last mission with 3 re-rolls!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/275 points)
Open my site!!
Tank Defeated
Get on the plane baby
Hit combo with tank
Defeat 1st boss !
Face the bull
Complete the game by Defeating Penbot OMG!!
Medals Earned: 25/28 (390/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/90 points)
Congrats on beating your previous best!
Congrats on playing the game
Halfway there to 50K!
You reached a score of 50K! Impressive!
You've survived an entire 2:30!
You've survived Christmas for an entire 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/8 (175/175 points)
Wreck it at the End! Because.. Why Not?
You've awaited the arrival of the hero! and... you're disappointed.
Your order arrived early in the morning... nice!
rated "M" for Mature, so only Mature audiences May see this Movie.
Medals Earned: 11/13 (205/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Medals Earned: 29/44 (280/495 points)
defeated 10 aegean coloured enemies
defeated 10 bronze coloured enemies
defeated 10 chartreuse coloured enemies
defeated the first boss
defeated 10 fuchsia coloured enemies
defeated 10 green coloured enemies
beat level 5
defeated 10 orange coloured enemies
defeated 10 pecan coloured enemies
defeated 10 square enemies
defeated 10 teal coloured enemies
defeated 10 tiger orange coloured enemies
defeated 10 two shot enemies
defeated 10 watermelon coloured enemies
the enemies have shot 5000 bullets at you
defeat the fifth boss
defeat the fourth boss
beat level 8
defeated the second boss
defeated 10 side canon enemies
defeated 50 side canon enemies
defeated the sixth boss
defeated 50 square enemies
defeat the third boss
defeated 50 two shot enemies
defeated the eighth boss
defeated the final boss
defeated the seventh boss
Finish the Game
defeated 10 mahogany coloured enemies
defeated 50 aegean coloured enemies
defeated 50 bronze coloured enemies
defeated 50 chartreuse coloured enemies
defeated 50 fuchsia coloured enemies
defeated 50 green coloured enemies
defeated 50 mahogany coloured enemies
defeated 50 orange coloured enemies
defeated 50 pecan coloured enemies
defeated 50 teal coloured enemies
defeated 50 tiger orange coloured enemies
defeated 50 watermelon coloured enemies
get a score of 3000 or more
get a score of 3500 or more
get a score of 4000 or more