Total Medals Earned: 21,713 (From 3,973 different games.) Total Medal Score: 367,955 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/495 points)
win stage 1
win stage 2
win stage 3
win stage 4
win stage 5
win stage 6
win stage 7
win stage 8
win stage 9
win stage 10
win stage 11
win stage 12
win stage 16
win stage 13
win stage 14
win stage 15
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/475 points)
Survive for 30 second!
Survive for 50 seconds
Survive a whole minute!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Press Left Button.
Press Right Button.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 15/16 (85/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/460 points)
5 levels completed
10 levels completed
Second levelpack unlocked
Third levelpack unlocked
All the levels completed
20 levels completed
3500 points earned
10 stars earned
20 stars earned
All the stars earned
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/250 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Call the secret phone number
Complete the game
Win the PC game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Complete the Game
Win 5 rounds in a row!
Win 6 rounds in a row!
Win 7 rounds in a row!
Have $6000 cash