Total Medals Earned: 22,054 (From 4,026 different games.) Total Medal Score: 371,285 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Medals Earned: 5/15 (35/300 points)
View the credits
Read the instructions
Consume ALL the things!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Donate to charity
Freedom of speech!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/490 points)
Created and saved a custom level
Completed the Normal levels
Completed the Hard levels
Completed the Insane levels
Achieved 100% completion across all levels
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/245 points)
Complete the "Forest" Level
Complete the "City" Level
Complete the "Lab" Level
Find one of the ten Golden Hearts
Seen all three endings
Complete i saw her across the world
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Get your first gold medal
Die 10 times
Jump 500 times
Finish the game
Get 15 gold medals
Earn 1000 coins
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?