Total Medals Earned: 21,713 (From 3,973 different games.) Total Medal Score: 367,955 Points
Medals Earned: 9/20 (75/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Jump 20 hoplites
Unlock all armor
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Medals Earned: 6/20 (60/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You touched a poop!
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 11/11 (180/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B!
B is life.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (140/140 points)
Deliver 10 gifts
Deliver 50 gifts
Visit Credits tab
Make HO HO in Main Menu
Smash into obstacles 10 times
Deliver 100 gifts
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Have liquid poured on you
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Suck up the pride and lose the fight
Show your opponent who's boss
Medals Earned: 9/9 (160/160 points)
Go to Agixion.tk
Buy this in the store
Understand the task
Buy something
Buy me in the store
Upgrade you sec fully
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/8 (325/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!