Total Medals Earned: 21,713 (From 3,973 different games.) Total Medal Score: 367,955 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
You finally made it into space!
Become the best hipster you can be!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/105 points)
BEGGINER
Are you in?
JUST A ROOKIE
SEMI-PRO
PRO
MASTER
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Run out of time.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/260 points)
Use your toaster while next to Chasey and get away.
Get to the end of Grass Greens.
Get caught within the first 100m.
Jump over Chasey and get away.
Hit Chasey with a Microbomb close enough to blast you away.
Get to the end of Snowy Summit.
Spend 20 seconds in the air before landing
Get to the end of Sandy Seas.
Get to the end of Ghastly Graves.
Don't collect a crate in a chase.
Get to the end of Volcano Valley.
Reach the maximum level of any stat.
Jump over Chasey and get away three times in one run.
Collect five crates in a single chase.
Achieve 2,500ft in Forever Chase.
Get to the end of the Laboratory.
Complete any area without messing up.
Jump over Chasey and get away five times in one run.
Collect ten crates in a single chase.
Achieve 5,000ft in Forever Chase.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/155 points)
Correctly guess 5 faces.
Correctly guess 30 faces.
Finish the quiz when the year isn't 2022.
Correctly guess Stepford.
Correctly guess 60 faces.
Correctly guess ALL the faces!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Beat the first level
Beat level 6
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/9 (50/185 points)
Use duck to advance yourself financially...
You Played It...
Fall victim to greed...
Beat the Game...
Get all the coins on the first set of levels...
Get all the coins on the second set of levels...
Have 65 or more coins at the end of the game...