Total Medals Earned: 21,394 (From 3,917 different games.) Total Medal Score: 363,835 Points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/450 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Stick it to him!
Defeat HoHoBo's Missions of DEATH
Send Him to Hell
Defeat Traller and Tween
Time to DIE
Defeat Krunk, Joey and Mick
When the sun rises, Darkness Falls
Defeat a Black Guy?! NO WAY?!
Recapture the Missing douches
Defeat Ultima Saza
Defeat the Legendary Former Hero "Sephiroth"
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Escape!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (95/220 points)
Visit the Museum
Collected your first BOOT
Collect 100 boots
Get all four diggers into the pub
Collect 1000 boots
Dig up Edward Cartwright's POWER LOOM
Dig up the green ET Atari cart
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/470 points)
Win 5 Fights
Win 10 Fights
Win Novice Title
Be the Novice champ age 40
Defend the Novice title 10 times
Defend the Novice title 5 times
Have 40 fights
Win Novice Title without a Loss
Win the Pro Title
Be Pro Champ at age 40
Defend the pro title 10 times
Defend the pro title 5 times
Win the Pro Title With Jesus Sanchez
Win the Pro Title without a Loss
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Medals Earned: 10/19 (145/440 points)
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Kill 10 BLM mobs
Kill 10 MAGA mobs
Kill 10 Acolytes
Kill 10 kkk tractors
Kill 10 kkk bikers
Kill 25 punks
Kill 25 enemies with the deagle in a run
Finish level 1 with over 1500 points
Murder 10 kkk slaves
Finish level 3
Kill 50 enemies with grenades in a run
Kill 25 enemies with the chain in a run
Kill 50 enemies with the RPG in a run
Finish level 3 with over 1500 points
Finish level 2 with over 1500 points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (225/225 points)
Earn 1 G
Hire an intern
Try Some "Magic Powder" ;)
Level up for the first time
Complete The game
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/115 points)
Play Billy's Barricade
Survive first day
Get over 190 points on one stack
Survive second day
Win Billy's Barricade
Medals Earned: 6/13 (60/220 points)
Welcome to Beamsy's Dreams!
Complete stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete stage 3
Try out Bimsy's Remix
Score 50 points in Bimsy's Remix
Try out Beamsy's Hell
Score 25 points on stage 1
Score 30 points on stage 2
Score 35 points on stage 3
Score 100 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 38 points on Beamsy's Hell
Slow the game down a whoooole lot.